nerks

A slang term for chips in parts of Northern England. Mostly Yorkshire.

I'm off to the chippy to get a bag of nerks.

nerks by RobDar January 17, 2012

nerks

when nipples get hard due to coldness

when you go in the sea or a pool on a cold day and come out and you can see the outline of your nipples in your swimsuit.... then someone shouts NERKS!!!!

nerks by bajan_ccp September 1, 2008

Nerks

A mix between a nice guy and a jerk. Starts off with a little bit of jerk characteristics. Act like she is not the last woman on earth. A nerk also acts as if he knows he could always get another girl. He also treats the woman he wants like a woman who he is not terribly interested in. The nerk doesnt start out too fast or gets clingy or jealouse. The nerk is also unpredictable. They are normally popular, funny, and exciting. They never keep the same routine. They also display half the affection they would like to show. They advance as time goes on. They make the girl WANT HIM. She has to work at it a bit. He never over does something she likes. He is mister big man in public, but tender in private. This is a new breed of man.

"WOW, that mans a nerk."

"I wish ever man was nerk!"

girlfriend- "I went out with a guy last night, he was kind of a jerk, but at the same time he was the a nice guy. There's something about him that intrigues me. He was not a typical guy. He was perfect."

Friend- "He musta been one of those nerks! WOWZERS :)"

Nerks by John 92 May 22, 2012

F'nerks 

Fish and chips in North of England (parts of Huddersfield)

What do you fancy for tea? F'nerks

F'nerks by weallhateleeds August 14, 2009

Smidgen Nerks 

Smidgen Nerks are fish and chips what are bought in certain parts of Northern England from fish and chip shops/chippies etc. The fish is usually battered, occasionally breaded and never poncey. Smidgen Nerks are never poncey. Smidgen Nerks are PROPER grub, none of yer poncey celebrity chef muck. If Jamie Oliver where to attempt to cook Smidgen Nerks, he would fail. He's a poncey celebrity chef and he can't fry a proper chippy tea. Smidgen Nerks are always served hot, usually wrapped in paper, or served on a plate in a café, restaurant or chip shop forecourt. Smidgen Nerks are staple foods in South West p'Ossett and regularly eaten by MiSTERWiNT, with or without mushy peas. Washed down with pints of freshly brewed tea. Smidgen Nerks!

MiSTERWiNT was gagging for his smidgen nerks, and just about managed to get to the chippy in time before he would have collapsed from malnutrition. Also exhaustion.
"Smidgen Nerks for breakfast", asked MiSTERWiNT?
"Be rude not to!", replied Mr. zZart!

Smidgen Nerks by NextDoorCat June 10, 2018

nerdsbian 

A word created by the actress Joanne Kelly used to describe a person who typically idenitfies as either bi or lesbian, but really can be any orientation, and is an intelligent single-minded person who enjoys being geeky and nerdy. Also happens to be prone to extreme episodes of fangirling. And is apart of the Warehouse 13 fandom, and ships Bering and Wells.

I'm rewatching all the episodes of Warehouse 13 with Jaime Murray as HG Wells, I'm such a nerdsbian.

nerdsbian by akchick May 29, 2013

So long nerds 

The title of technoblade's last video where his father reads what he wrote in his last moments and remembers the memories of how hard techno worked on his channel.

Technoblade: so long nerds.
Fans: Technoblade never dies o7

So long nerds by Camden fluff June 30, 2022