nerks

A slang term for chips in parts of Northern England. Mostly Yorkshire.

I'm off to the chippy to get a bag of nerks.

by RobDar January 13, 2012

nerks

when nipples get hard due to coldness

when you go in the sea or a pool on a cold day and come out and you can see the outline of your nipples in your swimsuit.... then someone shouts NERKS!!!!

by bajan_ccp June 09, 2006

Nerk Nerk

The smoking of rocks.

He you got some nerk nerk

by SKEETASAUROUS June 10, 2006

nerk

Unpleasant person, derived from the British sitcom of the 1970s "Porridge".

You 'orrible Nerk! You set me up with the screws!

by Dale Patrick (Padiaow) August 16, 2006

Nerk

Geek + Nerd
He is smart as a nerd but childish as a geek.

Boy1: I've just pass all my exams and I finally collected all of starwars comics movies and video games!!!

boy2: You are such a nerk...

by james amir April 19, 2010

Nerked

When you're in a fight and easily outmatch your opponent.

Dude Goku totally Nerked Future Trunks.

by GSWeb June 25, 2018

Nerk

A word used by Harry Secombe's character, Neddie Seagoon, in the 1950's BBC radio comedy The Goon Show, to describe an insignificant character, often Bluebottle, with connotations of a fool or some of unfortunate circumstance.

'What are you going down there my little nerk?'

by BillHarvey July 07, 2009