NewsStand 

Fucking your bitch doggy-style while watching the 11-o'clock news.

"Every Thursday I get a NewsStand."

NewsStand by the great h January 1, 2006

Fox Newstard 

A disparaging term for someone whose mind is so undeveloped and inadequate that they rely solely on Fox News for information.

The Mobster in Chief has demonstrated that he is, without a doubt, the biggest Fox Newstard of all time.

Fox Newstard by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

Nestanded 

Nestanded - nest•ond•eyd, verb

1. To cowardly flee the scene of an accident you caused, usually when drunk.

2. The act of committing vehicular hit and run when intoxicated.

3. To avoid serious criminal charges involving a hit and run by hiring expensive lawyers and coming up with weak excuses.

1. After a night of heavy drinking at two bars, Gabby hit a pedestrian and Nestanded the scene to hide her BMW and sober up later.

2. The innocent pedestrian died after being Nestanded by a drunk, rich girl in a BMW.

3. Although the evidence clearly supported intoxicated manslaughter and failure to stop and render aid, the defendant Nestanded herself by claiming she was checking the alarm on her phone when she was struck by a rock or a deer.

Nestanded by AustinTexan March 13, 2013

newscandy 

Insufficient morsels of news meted out by journalists of TV and radio. Often simply a headline and one paragraph's worth word-count, so that they can pile on as many little anecdotes as possible between traffic reports, witty banter, and advertisements, and repeat them every half hour for the short-attention span crowd.

Watching CNN Headline News is pretty much just getting newscandy.

newscandy by giraffe-o May 18, 2006

fake newstards 

The Obstructionist in Chief’s favorite nickname for journalists.

Hey you fake newstards, why don’t you ever ask me about my personal use of disinfectant or hydroxychloroquine anymore?

fake newstards by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

Fox Newstard 

A disparaging term for someone whose mind is so undeveloped and inadequate that they rely solely on this news channel.

The Moron in Chief sets a fine example for all Americans by being the poster boy Fox Newstard.

Fox Newstard by Dr Bunnygirl February 22, 2019

Newslandia 

A discord server seeking independence

Newslandia is the most amazing micro-nation server ever.

Newslandia by SovietMapping May 10, 2021