NewScum

The last name of a governor that has failed their state..... AKA Gavin NewScum.

Hey isn't that NewScum over there...

Oh yeah... NewScum... the traitorous failed sellout governor of what used to be the great state of California, where crime happens without consequence, & get's paid monthly by dirty bipartisan traitorous Biden money for every illegal he takes in his state.

NewScum by The_Rebel July 6, 2024

Newcummer 

A virgin guy.But who eagerly wants to lose his virginity.

All the Newcummers in the house, Heads up!! Coz here come the girls.

That newcummer's so desperate he'd fuck a cabinet.

Newcummer by krzn October 13, 2008

Ad Newseum 

The feeling one gets during a long news cycle when all forms of media continue to report the same information over and over and over and over again. Ad Newseum is characterized by irritability, nausea, abusive language and remarks hurled at televisions and computer screens and generalized impatience.

The Ad Newseum caused by all this repetitive covid-19 coverage is intense. If I hear one more time, just one more time, about toilet paper hoarding or social distancing, I swear I'm going to put the tv through the f-ing wall!!!

Ad Newseum by SebonWeissman April 3, 2020

Newcummer 

A newcummer is the first time someone jerks on their man horn.

Jim: (Stroke, Grunt, Stroke, Grunt.......) (Sigh of relief). Ah what the fuck is this white shit on my dick?!?

Dad: Don't worry Jim your a newcummer.

Newcummer by The Chocolate Leopard March 28, 2010

farsum newsum 

(Far-sum, Nu-Sum) The exchanging of information among best friends, in which one friend reveals a great truth he has been denying, only to learn the same from his best friend. Thus renewing their friendship.

dude i can't believe You would ever be having sex with my girl behind my back. I'm, so sorry man Will you forgive me? well I had sex with your girlfriend to so I guess we're even. "wow man FAR out thats a NEW start" said steve. "FARSUM NEWSUM" said jimmy

farsum newsum by GMONEY1231 January 21, 2011

newcum 

the first one to cum in a jerk circle

whos gonna be the newcum this time?

newcum by sussymongus January 17, 2023