A Newel is one of the best guys you can meet. He will often be sporting yellow sunglasses and a orange jumpsuit. He enjoys the pleasent experience of braiding his own large facial hair, and camping barefoot in the wilderness. He is one of the dopest guys you will ever meet, but don’t let him into the girls change room.
Fergalicious: WOW, there goes Newel again with his awesome glasses
Angelina Jolie: Dayyuuuum Newel back at it again with those AWESOME glasses
Taylor Swift: I knew you were trouble when you walked in
Angelina Jolie: Dayyuuuum Newel back at it again with those AWESOME glasses
Taylor Swift: I knew you were trouble when you walked in
by Kitty Lupus January 28, 2018
A person that cares for all those around them. Someone who knows the meaning of trust and takes it seriously. Someone that loves with everything they have. A special person. Easy to love.
by ShadowWolfLover September 9, 2010
Another word for anal sex.
"Her ass was so perfect that I proceeded to give her the best newell of her life!"
"After I gave her newell, I found, what I thought was smegma on my pecker, but it happened to be fecal cream."
"My dick stinks from giving you newell last night, honey."
"After I gave her newell, I found, what I thought was smegma on my pecker, but it happened to be fecal cream."
"My dick stinks from giving you newell last night, honey."
by Anewell September 11, 2014
Rashell- " Did you see all of that Newell on her back side,?"
DT- " Shiit dawg thats what i like to see on a white gurll."
DT- " Shiit dawg thats what i like to see on a white gurll."
by anyouyms June 8, 2006
Newell, WV: A four street shithole in the northern panhandle of West Virginia. Founded in 1905 when a man named Newell gave up his last hope of finding anywhere decent to live and settled down with a one-eyed, toothless, backwoods woman and produced Newell's first official retard. Newell's two claims to fame are its large population of mullet-wearin', wall-eyed, gun-totin', tobacky-chewin' illiterates; and the presence of Mountaineer, a gaming resort filled with coffin dodgers and welfare cases spending their gubment checks and shitting themselves because they don't want to leave the nickel slot machines. Outsiders often hear the sound of "Dueling Banjoes" in their heads when driving through it.
Outsider: What the fuck is that? Banjo music?
Newellite 1: What's he saying, Cletus?
Newellite 2: Cecil, you know I don't know forrin'!
(Newell)
Newellite 1: What's he saying, Cletus?
Newellite 2: Cecil, you know I don't know forrin'!
(Newell)
by Frammed August 1, 2008
unlearned, ignorant, simple person, as distinguished from the educated; an ignoramus who makes threats using blogs Lies like a sidewalk Tax Evader "Big Daddy" Newell likes to pretend they have a job but also likes being destitute possess low to none intellectual powers, commonly, a person without understanding from birth; a natural fool; aka hillbilly living in a squalid shack with lots of little ones from 3 different teen moms loves white tee shirts and baseball caps, raging anger issues since birth aka as a bad temper, very violent towards small kids and women and some types of cats and dogs and gardening equipment. Is easily calmed down by watching a goldfish swim in a small tank "simple things for a simpleton"
hillbilly Newell Big Daddy Status Quo squalid Boyce fool ignoramus idiot liar bad temper violent goldfish simple
by TruthPosted September 29, 2011