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A Newel is one of the best guys you can meet. He will often be sporting yellow sunglasses and a orange jumpsuit. He enjoys the pleasent experience of braiding his own large facial hair, and camping barefoot in the wilderness. He is one of the dopest guys you will ever meet, but don’t let him into the girls change room.
Fergalicious: WOW, there goes Newel again with his awesome glasses
Angelina Jolie: Dayyuuuum Newel back at it again with those AWESOME glasses
Taylor Swift: I knew you were trouble when you walked in
by Kitty Lupus January 28, 2018
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