New Dad

Reference given to a new male in a single mothers life . As he is unsuspecting to his new role as new dad to her children this phrase is only ever noticed by the single mother and may cause a response that is angry in nature due to her failed ability to mate with the right male and have a stable family environment for her children like they should be

Hey new dad , can we not go to uncle Fergos this weekend please new dad ... last time he put his finger in my bum and he made me bleed .

Yo did you see Sarah’s kids new dad he is such a babe and I wish I had a new dad for my kids too

by Newdad January 5, 2019

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New dad stat

A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.

I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.

by deepspace9mm September 4, 2021

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dad’s new pad

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody

“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”

by listlessnesss December 5, 2021

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Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

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new daddy handshake

The myth surrounding having sex with a pregnant woman, in that the man's penis will come in contact with the fetus during intercourse. The possibility of such a horrid encounter is one of man's greatest turn-offs.

Damn, Daphne is literally glowing when she's pregnant and everything about her makes me want to have sex with her, but there's no chance in hell I risk getting a new daddy handshake.

by dmonet November 27, 2007

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