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Reference given to a new male in a single mothers life . As he is unsuspecting to his new role as new dad to her children this phrase is only ever noticed by the single mother and may cause a response that is angry in nature due to her failed ability to mate with the right male and have a stable family environment for her children like they should be
Hey new dad , can we not go to uncle Fergos this weekend please new dad ... last time he put his finger in my bum and he made me bleed .

Yo did you see Sarah’s kids new dad he is such a babe and I wish I had a new dad for my kids too
New Dad by Newdad January 5, 2019
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New dad stat 

A statistic coined by "Pat rick" on the MMA Discord server that follows new fathers wins and losses.
I knew he would win the fight, the new dad stat is never wrong.
New dad stat by deepspace9mm September 4, 2021

dad’s new pad 

the house/apartment that your dad moves into after the divorce, the implication being that it’s under-furnished and he didn’t get equal custody
“oh, your parents just split up. that explains it, your dad’s house, it’s dad’s new pad”
dad’s new pad by listlessnesss December 5, 2021

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. 

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

new daddy handshake 

The myth surrounding having sex with a pregnant woman, in that the man's penis will come in contact with the fetus during intercourse. The possibility of such a horrid encounter is one of man's greatest turn-offs.
Damn, Daphne is literally glowing when she's pregnant and everything about her makes me want to have sex with her, but there's no chance in hell I risk getting a new daddy handshake.
new daddy handshake by dmonet November 27, 2007

DNANR (Daddy needs a new Rolex) 

DNANR An acronym for Daddy needs a new Rolex. A motivational cry when two Bros need to drive revenue.
Bro #1: Dude, I can wait to flip some houses with you!

Bro #2: Fo So, DNANR (Daddy needs a new Rolex)

daddys got a new 45 

sublime:santeria lyrics, daddys got a new gun
'daddys got a new 45'