The failed ship name for YouTubers danisnotonfire and catrific, this ship name will never work as the only ship we need in our lives is Phan. (Amazingphil + Danisnotonfire)
A guy who is not really good at playing video games but still enjoys playing video games, most likely to play League of Legends and can not find love in his life but is likable and fun to hang out with, is really good at making dad jokes, usually works at Banana Republic or for Human Resources such as: Hotels, and Schools. A guy who used to live in California but now lives in Maryland.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.