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neuro-funk 

A sub-genre of drum n' bass that orginated with Ed Rush & Optical. It usually uses harsher and darker sounds and synths than techstep, and is generally spinned at a faster bpm to create a psycho-killer effect. It is the most heavily distortioned drum 'n bass. It is the preferred style of drum 'n bass for the criminally insane, eastern-europeans and russians. Leading artists: Noisia, Spor, Engage, & Custom Soldierz.
Dude, after listnening to that sick neuro-funk, I just want to decapitate Santa Claus in a kindergarten class.

"Neurofunk is the fun-free culmination of jungle's strategy of cultural resistance: the eroticization of anxiety."
neuro-funk by For2 May 7, 2010
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A sub-genre of drum n' bass which emerged between 1997 and 1998 in London, England as a progression of techstep that orginated with Ed Rush & Optical. It usually features a more polished sound than techstep with consecutive stabs over the bassline and razor-sharp backbeats along with a very organic and alive vibe to it. Leading artists include: Noisia, Jade, Black Sun Empire, Mefjus, Telekinesis, Aggressor Bunx, Phace, Billian, and Audio
Hey man send me all of the most angry and heavy neurofunk you can! I'm heading out to the city soon and I love having that shit in my car during the drive.
Neurofunk by yungchildlabor November 18, 2018

Neurofuckologist 

A Neurofuckologist is a person who has a talent for literally fucking with people's minds, as confident and convincing liars, they will wrap their lies in a thick veil of facts that can easily be proven, or appear to be. Their skill of verbal prestidigitation, word tricks and confusion, whilst their talent as a cunning linguist snares the unwary. Neurofuckologists aren't exactly evil, to the given value of evil, because their goal is the delight of wordplay, not of malice. They can't help that you were fooled by them and... the revel in it.
Beware of Steve, for he is a Neurofuckologist and he will play you like a finely tuned violin... he will have you dancing like a puppet before you even know you are snared.
Neurofuckologist by Vengeful Spirit December 26, 2011

Neurofundamentalism

The belief that neuroscience provides the ultimate, unquestionable foundation for all other disciplines that study human beings (psychology, sociology, economics, law, education). The neurofundamentalist believes that in the future, all human sciences will be “reduced” to neurobiology, and that today we should already reform public policies, educational practices, and legal systems based on still‑provisional brain findings. It is a form of fundamentalism because it treats neuroscience as a fixed base, immune to external criticism. It overlooks the fact that neuroscience itself depends on psychological and social concepts.
Neurofundamentalism Example: “A neurofundamentalist proposed that schools use neurofeedback to ‘optimise attention’. The pedagogue replied: ‘What about teacher‑student relationships? Content? Context? You’re grounding everything in the brain – that’s reductionist fundamentalism.’”
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026