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neuphoric

A genre of music that is a new wave of euphoric. Music that causes a feeling of great happiness and well-being.
"Calvin Harris' song is so neuphoric"
by music=life1990 April 1, 2009
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Euphoric Fedorafag

A pretentious atheist who aggressively pushes his beliefs on anyone within shouting distance
Man 1- Thank god it's friday, right mate?
Euphoric Fedorafag- YOUR MEASLY GOD DOESN'T KNOW OR CARE ABOUT A MANMADE ARBITRARY CALENDAR SYSTEM , SO WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU GIVE HIM THANKS?? HUH? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!
by The_Flying_Nun July 2, 2017
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Euphoric

Feeling of great happiness that results from being enlightened by one's own intelligence. A phony God's blessing does not result in euphoria.
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." -Aalewis
by zerk1337 April 16, 2013
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euphoric

A feeling of intense existential peace and happiness. Can only be felt if you:

Have watched an accumulated 300 hours of Richard Dawkins and/or Neil Degrasse Tyson debates on youtube
Own a fedora*
Have a favorite MLP character
Have been in at least 200 religious debates in no less than 10 online forums

*If you have/considered having a feather in your fedora, you may reduce the amount of required youtube religious debates by half.
"My heart is heavy. This cause offers no respite, but my body grows tired and weak.

I look down at my hand. It is swollen from years of carrying this weight upon myself. The weight of knowing I am the only barrier between the future of humanity and the wretched, corrupting nature of religious thought. But looking deeper I see something more. In my hands I carry the very essence of the Universe. I exist not because of the will of a man in the sky, but by the majesty and wonder of the Universe.

I rise from my chair, my body illuminated by the light of my monitor. Putting on my fedora, I give one last tip to the fine life I've lived. As the pain shoots through my arm, I bask in the glory that is my own existence and intelligence.

In this moment, I am euphoric. In this moment, I transcend."
by apatheus November 11, 2013
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A video that Trisha Paytas made on tiktok, where she she dressed up and Cleopatra while lip-syncing Steve Martins "King Tut" and captioned the video #euphoric might delete.prob offensive
person 1: what's your favorite video on tiktok?
person 2: #euphoric might delete.prob offensive
by angie yonaga September 25, 2020
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newphoria

The feeling of happiness or excitement about something newly acquired.
Every year on the day after my birthday I have an overwhelming feeling of newphoria about all the presents I got!
by Andy Cretcher March 3, 2008
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Nexphobic

Having an intense hatred for people named Nex
*sees a person called Nex*
"Eww it's Nex, I fucking hate that name. I'm so Nexphobic."
by Browniyy September 11, 2023
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