netnanny

A stupid program that stops little kiddies going to sites that 40 year olds get 10year olds to go to.

Bobby, "Hey Carl Age\Sex\Location?"
Britney, "11\f\Hungry"
Bobby, "HAHAHA, your so funny. hey i am 11 too, but i am male and i am looking to see what sex is like? go to my webcam here and we can take pictures of eachother playing with eachother!"
Britney, "Oh no, netnanny blocked that site. but we can go to this one! www.HOT-WET-90-year-old-TEEN-wannabies.com my dad takes me there all the time."

netnanny by mooiamacow June 1, 2003

Net Nanny

A stupid ass program that tries to police the internet.
Nice try, Nanny.

Wow that Net Nanny sure is a Internet Police officer.

Net Nanny by Chris J. September 25, 2006

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netnanny

net nanny

A piece of software used by parents to keep their kids from going places they don't want them to go. Can be easily bypassed through use of a proxy.

This is an example

net nanny by me April 8, 2004

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Net Nanny

1. A software 2. A website or app that is used to monitor children.

DAD!!!!!! Why did you install Net Nanny!! I'm a big kid, not a bad kid Dad: You searched up swear words in the last week Child: But I learned my lesson. But you didn't DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why did you disable Minecraft?, that's my favorite game!!! Dad: It's too violent, the age rating is 7 to 9 plus, you are 4 years old. Kid: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!! So we're cancelling the Minecraft Class? Dad: Yes.

Net Nanny by Chubbyface February 21, 2021

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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