netlurker

A person who's networking skills are so poor, they are unable to even thinly veil their own personal interests that are motivating them to talk to you. Consequently, conversations are dull and awkward, leaving you feeling cheap and used due to its blatant and impersonal nature.

John is such a netlurker; he needs to realise that he's talking to a person, not a company brochure. John, get some people skills.

netlurker by MrKoi June 23, 2007

Savage networker 

A relentless scumbag who obnoxiously trys to network people all the time and in the most inappropriate situations.

Savage Networker: " Hey I was really hoping to go out for lunch and talk about your time at XYZ firm"

Professional: " Can you shut the fuck up? We are literally at a funeral".

Savage networker by The Roost August 7, 2016

Social Netlurking 

The use social networking sites to stalk people of the opposite sex. Specifically, to find pictures of said person, find out who there friends are, and look for personal information about them.

Kevin used social netlurking to find out that his hot classmate has douchey looking friends, and her favourite saying is "Go big or go home."

Social Netlurking by LittleBurrito January 22, 2009

Networkered 

Networkered was created by Greeism who wanted to advertise Class 465 on Stepford County Railway Discord. It ended up being a meme on SCR. The meme was overused and it died within 3 weeks. Some people are still using this meme which is cringe.

To people who are in the SCR discord server, please stop using the Networkered meme as the meme is dead.

SCR Fanboy: You just got Networkered!

A person: Bro Shut the fuck up. The Networkered meme is already dead. Holy Fuck I know this is general but please stop posting cringy ass SCR memes.

Networkered by mazepinisthegoat April 17, 2021

Networkered 

When you see Greeism driving a 465, you just got networkered.

I just got Networkered at Stepford East today.

Networkered by HaboobDaGreat21 April 1, 2021

networker 

A person who treats human beings like instruments and pretends to care about people they don’t care about because they think they might be useful to them at some point in the future. Networkers are often very good at active listening.

God, I hate that guy! Never stops scheming. He's such a networker.

networker by Dictionnaire Diabolique January 23, 2017

netlurking 

1) A synergy between networking and lurking. It simply means making the use of corporate networking (making new contacts socially) a route to sexual conquest.

Those girls at Interco are so hot, and they'll be at the Christmas party: let's go netlurking!

netlurking by MrKoi June 23, 2007