netburn

The best basketball last name ever, but really terrible at it

Wow, Netburn just missed a layup. He sucks.

by bingbongbingbong1234567 August 26, 2015

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negburns

The Negative Sideburn (also known as "negburn") is achieved when one elects to shave their sideburns above the ear line.

Although various execution methods exist, negburns are best visualized by imagining someone putting on a pair of glasses, then lopping off all hair beneath the ear piece.

The fat slob playing slow-pitch softball has a mean pair of negburns.

by joesportsfan January 20, 2011

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negburns

When your barber, seemingly obsessed with sideburn symmetry, screws up so badly that your sideburns embarrassingly begin ABOVE your ears.

"By any chance have you seen Jose Canseco's negburns recently? They begin North of his eyeballs. Ridiculous!"

by Tim Hernia June 10, 2016

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Newburn's Syndrome (Type 3)

Type 3) Type 3 Newburn's Syndrome or T3-NS also known as Lee's Disease, is the far most severe form. There is absolutely no cure for it what's so ever, there is no treatment, there is hardly any help. A person having T3-NS is very easy to notice. They are by no means a humble person at all. They are incredibly stubborn and their word is absolute. They are better than you in every way, and there is nothing that you can do to change that, eventually they may see you as an equal, but they are still better. If something is not good to them, or it is not popular, it is utter garbage, nothing more. They only take advice from their equals, and nobody else. They can be considered a "Tool" in most cases, because of their extreme arrogance. Many of them are exceptionally loud people, and like to flaunt "how good they are" by showing off their amazing skills, and bragging while doing so. People who are generally referred to as a "Luck Sack" and known for their obnoxious behavior because of it, usually if seen by a professional will be diagnosed with T3-NS. A high warning to anyone who encounters one of these, avoid them at all cost. They can be considered dangerous, some of them are prone to violence, once again take extreme caution when dealing with someone diagnosed with T3-NS. As mentioned before, there is no known cure for this disease. It is highly contageous.

"I really can't stand that Andrew guy, he's such a dick, all he does is shit talk and think he's soooo amazing."
"Yea i hear ya, but feel bad for him, he's got Lee's Disease."
"Aw Newburn's Syndrome (Type 3), aw, how sad, yeah, i'll try and be nice to him."

by Ricky Babaganoosh February 22, 2010

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Newburn's Syndrome (Type 1)

Type 1) The complete inability just to be an ass for apparently no reason. Studies have shown that usually the bigger your head gets, and the bigger your ego, the more likely you are to suffer from Newburn's Syndrome. The best way to deal and treat the first part of this condition is basically to just take everything thing as a whole, and not judge the smaller things, even though you may be above them, appreciate them, and don't consider yourself the most amazing person in the world, obviously there's someone better than you, always. Type 1 Newburn's Syndrome or T1-NS is the least severe of this syndrome, it can be treated easily with counseling and moral support from your friends, as long as you are willing to accept the help. The origins of T1-NS are still highly unknown, but it was first discovered in a Yu-Gi-Oh! player by the name of Ryan Newburn hence who the disease is named after.

"Man, Steve has been on a hot streak lately but his arrogance is getting to him. Do you think he should by tested for Newburn's Syndrome (Type 1)"

by Ricky Babaganoosh February 22, 2010

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