negburns 

The Negative Sideburn (also known as "negburn") is achieved when one elects to shave their sideburns above the ear line.

Although various execution methods exist, negburns are best visualized by imagining someone putting on a pair of glasses, then lopping off all hair beneath the ear piece.

The fat slob playing slow-pitch softball has a mean pair of negburns.

negburns by joesportsfan January 20, 2011

negburns 

When your barber, seemingly obsessed with sideburn symmetry, screws up so badly that your sideburns embarrassingly begin ABOVE your ears.

"By any chance have you seen Jose Canseco's negburns recently? They begin North of his eyeballs. Ridiculous!"

negburns by Tim Hernia June 10, 2016

negburns 

When your barber, seemingly obsessed with sideburn symmetry, screws up so badly that your sideburns embarrassingly begin ABOVE your ears.

"By any chance, have you seen Jose Canseco's NegBurns recently? They begin North of his eyeballs. Ridiculous!"

negburns by Tim Hernia June 10, 2016