3 definitions by Tim Hernia
Also known as a "Dick Loogie," a Weenie Loogie is inventive slang for male ejaculation that offers up the proper, explosive visual the world's been looking for.
"Dude, my weenie loogie could've cleared the right field wall at Yankee Stadium last night."
"She got me worked up so quickly, my weenie loogie launched much earlier than expected, just clearing her forehead."
"She got me worked up so quickly, my weenie loogie launched much earlier than expected, just clearing her forehead."
by Tim Hernia June 13, 2016
When your barber, seemingly obsessed with sideburn symmetry, screws up so badly that your sideburns embarrassingly begin ABOVE your ears.
"By any chance have you seen Jose Canseco's negburns recently? They begin North of his eyeballs. Ridiculous!"
by Tim Hernia June 10, 2016
When your barber, seemingly obsessed with sideburn symmetry, screws up so badly that your sideburns embarrassingly begin ABOVE your ears.
"By any chance, have you seen Jose Canseco's NegBurns recently? They begin North of his eyeballs. Ridiculous!"
by Tim Hernia June 10, 2016