netart

a foolish and silly person

"don't be such a netart"

by Lulunacy March 5, 2009

Neturtle

An arrogant person or textrovert that hides on the internet(their shell)to purposely harass others by saying hurtful and abusive things to others, but when they're stripped from their shell, they tend to be scared and bitchy in real life because of how vulnerable they feel without their shell(the internet).

"These trolls are such Neturtles, they always think they're superior to everyone when it comes to being on the internet. But I betchu they're a bunch of little pussies in real life. LOL!!!"

by GhostFalcon March 7, 2018

'Netertainment

Internet Entertainment. Websites that contain video clips, or sound clips for nerds to watch when the phones aren't ringing qualify as having 'netertainment' content.

Pronounced - 'net 'r' tain-ment

mrd00d : Hey "Watcha", If you weren't always gettin' your 'netertainment on, you might actually talk to some of the customers that we get paid to talk to.

Watcha : Oh whatevah, don't make me smash it to the pope.

mrd00d : Dude, you are a very strange kid.

by d00db0x November 22, 2006

newart

A ranga who participates in the insertion of lemons in his anal cavity

“Newart shoved a lemon up his hole”

by Youdontwannaknowww22 November 15, 2021

netatise

To be mesmerized by the internet.

We netatised on the internet all night.

by T.P. Schaeffer October 11, 2006

Neart

A neart is technically a fart, but in proximity, or near, other people. A fart is arguably ONLY a fart if it is done by oneself, or FAR, from other people, thus the "far" in fart. To be a neart, the person must pass gas in the vicinity of others, and at least one must be able to smell it, to deem it a true neart.

Tony was late to work, stuck in the dinky old elevator, listening to that stupid elevator music. To make matters worse, the fat dude next to him let loose a loud, smelly, room-shaking neart.

by KrispyDymond November 1, 2018

netard

A cross between a neek + a retard

1) you are a netard
2) yes because my mum is a neek and my dad is a retard

by LySi + SoPhI April 21, 2006