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A neart is technically a fart, but in proximity, or near, other people. A fart is arguably ONLY a fart if it is done by oneself, or FAR, from other people, thus the "far" in fart. To be a neart, the person must pass gas in the vicinity of others, and at least one must be able to smell it, to deem it a true neart.
Tony was late to work, stuck in the dinky old elevator, listening to that stupid elevator music. To make matters worse, the fat dude next to him let loose a loud, smelly, room-shaking neart.
Neart by KrispyDymond November 1, 2018
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"don't be such a netart"
netart by Lulunacy March 5, 2009

neartard 

Neartard describes a person who is by all means a total idiot but has not been officially classified as legally retarded.
"Did you hear that John tried to put out an electrical fire with water?"
"Are you serious? Man what a damn neartard."
neartard by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013

neatotastic 

neat enough to be tastic. fan even. fucking fantastic neat pwnage. neatotastic.
Fuckin A!!! That guys ass is neatotastic!!!!!!
neatotastic by Wallin October 15, 2002
A slang term for neat. Can be used at any point in a conversation. On MSN it is most often spelled out as Capital N e a r t period-Ex) Neart.
Fuck man Joe's getting on my Prom date...Neart Novy Neart.
Awfully Neart.
NEAAAAAARRRRTTTTTT (drunkish slur)
Neart by Riley MacDonald December 4, 2007
Neatra is a sexy asian girl with sharp eyes and a tight taco. But more importantly: she will do anything for you. She is easy to talk to and accepts you how you are with no expectation for who you should be. She is also kind of a nerd; although, she’s a subtly fan girl. She doesn’t like conflict, however if you try some out of pocket mess: she will either distance herself or sternly check you and read you your rights. She loves cats and finds random facts interesting. Neatra is extremely chill and easy going. In her spare time you might find her watching TV, driving her girlfriend to pho or going to the vape shop with friends. She will try new things with you and be the responsible DD during a night out. She takes care of her friends and the people she loves more than anything else. She has an overall charismatic personality that makes people from all walks of life immediately attracted to her.
OMG is that Neatra?? HEY BOSSMAN!👻🌮
Neatra by Songsa November 23, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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