neatrt

An adjective used to describe someone's handwriting skills. Pronounced "nEEh-turt".

Gee golly Bill, your handwriting is neatrt than my wife.

by thorn mmiii June 11, 2017

Neart

A neart is technically a fart, but in proximity, or near, other people. A fart is arguably ONLY a fart if it is done by oneself, or FAR, from other people, thus the "far" in fart. To be a neart, the person must pass gas in the vicinity of others, and at least one must be able to smell it, to deem it a true neart.

Tony was late to work, stuck in the dinky old elevator, listening to that stupid elevator music. To make matters worse, the fat dude next to him let loose a loud, smelly, room-shaking neart.

by KrispyDymond November 1, 2018

netart

a foolish and silly person

"don't be such a netart"

by Lulunacy March 5, 2009

neartard

Neartard describes a person who is by all means a total idiot but has not been officially classified as legally retarded.

"Did you hear that John tried to put out an electrical fire with water?"
"Are you serious? Man what a damn neartard."

by Magikchef01 October 15, 2013

neatotastic

neat enough to be tastic. fan even. fucking fantastic neat pwnage. neatotastic.

Fuckin A!!! That guys ass is neatotastic!!!!!!

by Wallin October 15, 2002

Neart

A slang term for neat. Can be used at any point in a conversation. On MSN it is most often spelled out as Capital N e a r t period-Ex) Neart.

Fuck man Joe's getting on my Prom date...Neart Novy Neart.
Awfully Neart.
NEAAAAAARRRRTTTTTT (drunkish slur)

by Riley MacDonald December 4, 2007

Neatra

Neatra is a sexy asian girl with sharp eyes and a tight taco. But more importantly: she will do anything for you. She is easy to talk to and accepts you how you are with no expectation for who you should be. She is also kind of a nerd; although, she’s a subtly fan girl. She doesn’t like conflict, however if you try some out of pocket mess: she will either distance herself or sternly check you and read you your rights. She loves cats and finds random facts interesting. Neatra is extremely chill and easy going. In her spare time you might find her watching TV, driving her girlfriend to pho or going to the vape shop with friends. She will try new things with you and be the responsible DD during a night out. She takes care of her friends and the people she loves more than anything else. She has an overall charismatic personality that makes people from all walks of life immediately attracted to her.

OMG is that Neatra?? HEY BOSSMAN!👻🌮

by Songsa November 23, 2021