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nessa j by vanessa jones December 17, 2003
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Ja'nessa
Ja'nessa is an absolute baddie. She usually has really nice eyebrows and jaw dropping curly hair. She has a pure heart and is a very emotional crybaby but she tends to never show it, only to her close ones. Her love and kindness is out of this world. Don't lose and take your ja'nessa for granted, you'll regret it. Especially if she's a goddess Libra. :)
Ja'nessa by letsbeforreal May 28, 2023
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nessa j • Janessa • ja'nesha • jello-ness • Jerry-ness • Jon’Nesha • Saint-Just-ness Syndrome • nessa • Nessa Barrett • Nessa BackshotZ
Saint-Just-ness Syndrome
A rare and usually fatal disease of the teenage mind. Symptoms include a desire for kinky French sex with Saint-Just, irrational lust for Saint-Just, and the need to make shitty internet graphics of Robespierre and Saint-Just having gay sex.
Commonly occurs in teen girls, but is not limited to the female gender.
Commonly occurs in teen girls, but is not limited to the female gender.
Random girl on deviantArt: OMG LIKE ROBESPIERRE AND SAINT-JUST BELONG TOGETHER. THEY ARE SUPER KAWAIII DESU!
Doctor: This is a classic example of Saint-Just-ness syndrome.
Doctor: This is a classic example of Saint-Just-ness syndrome.
Saint-Just-ness Syndrome by rageofmarat July 14, 2011
Jerry-ness
(adj.) The epitome of creepiness often resulting in various forms of sexual harassment, severe uneasiness, restraining orders, and the urge for spontaneous uncontrollable vomiting for members of the opposite sex.
What the hell is that guy's problem?!? He keeps staring at my ass, ughhhh... he's got some serious Jerry-ness.
An overweight, balding, middle-aged man was working out at Planet Fitness in his complimentary white PF T-shirt that he wears everytime he steps foot in the gym that he somehow believes is being used to show off his 250lb solid fat physique, and while he tells everyone within a 50ft radius how their form is off despite him not being able to perform a single pull-up, he then catches a glimpse of a female on an eliptical machine, which causes him to drop everything he is doing and instantaneously flip the switch into hardcore creep mode where his jerry-ness will cause him to uncontrollably stare at a girl (regardless of age or how far out of his league she may be) to the point of creepiness nirvana where the victim will usually either run for help or kill herself in an attempt to escape said stare of Jerry-ness and Mr. Creeper himself with be in complete contempt in embracing his off the charts Jerry-ness.
An overweight, balding, middle-aged man was working out at Planet Fitness in his complimentary white PF T-shirt that he wears everytime he steps foot in the gym that he somehow believes is being used to show off his 250lb solid fat physique, and while he tells everyone within a 50ft radius how their form is off despite him not being able to perform a single pull-up, he then catches a glimpse of a female on an eliptical machine, which causes him to drop everything he is doing and instantaneously flip the switch into hardcore creep mode where his jerry-ness will cause him to uncontrollably stare at a girl (regardless of age or how far out of his league she may be) to the point of creepiness nirvana where the victim will usually either run for help or kill herself in an attempt to escape said stare of Jerry-ness and Mr. Creeper himself with be in complete contempt in embracing his off the charts Jerry-ness.
Jerry-ness by italmafia1 June 14, 2010
ja'nesha
jello-ness
The state of extreme lack of energy, utter fatigue, such that one feels like he/she has about as much substance to their physical frame as a bowl of jello - melting at that!
I'm learning it seems to be a "you're doing too much" sign that kicks in even sooner than the brain "fog" and disorientation and extreme "jello-ness."
jello-ness by Cheryl June 17, 2006
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