nerdsex

Playing Dungeons & Dragons or WarHammer or similar games. Does not include computer games.
Stems from the fact or prejudice (depending on who you are) that "normal" people don't play these games while nerds don't have sex, therefore retarded logic suggests that these games are the nerd equalent of sex.

I may not be having sex, but at least I'm having nerdsex!

Cool guy: "My girlfriend is so hot and puts out everynight! Unlike your geeky girl you stupid nerd!"
Nerd: "We have nerdsex, and that's way better!"

by Apfelstrudel August 10, 2006

Nerdsex

sticking your dick in your math textbook then closing it really hard over and over again

Homeless Nigger: "I couldnt get that Black bitch i saw on the street yesterday, so i beat up this geek, and had nerdsex with all his books"

by Sibo of the mountains June 9, 2005

nerdysexycool

Someone who is, in fact, nerdy, sexy and cool all at the same time. A serious triple threat!

Man Aysha is so nerdysexycool I think I'm gonna bang her tonight...

by paintxitorange December 6, 2007

Jew Nerdsey

A subsection of New Jersey populated almost entirely by Orthodox Jews. Lakewood is a prime example, though the outlets in Jackson, NJ can become very Jew Nerdsey during Holiday sales or clearance events. This would be an example of Variable Jew Nerdsey-ism.

"Hey, I gotta take ride down to Lakewood. Wanna go?"

"Jew Nerdsey? Dude, I don't wanna haggle for food at a fuckin' McDonald's!"

by MonkeyPoo!! February 17, 2009

Nerd Sex

Having sex with lots of wires.

" i had banging nerd sex last night"
" we used a john west computer mouse last night"

by LittleJade July 25, 2009

Nerd Sex

When two Nerds hold hands or cuddle

"are they going out?"

"No, they're just having nerd sex"

by COOLGUYYANO February 10, 2012

nerdosexual

A heterosexual male who is getting enough sex to not need to go out and look for it, often times not needing pron to survive, hence, when presented with a picture of a naked woman with some sort of technology, they will notice the technology first.

My girlfriend surprised me with a 360 Elite and some slinky lingerie for my birthday.

Yeah? What was she wearing?

Oh, you know, the normal black case and silver CD tray.

You are such a nerdosexual.

by The_Colonel October 14, 2008