nerdocalypse

The Nerdocalypse is the coming Rapture like event, when nerds will randomly appear on mass and start chanting things like:
"the command line is power"
"linux rules"
The Nerdocalypse will be short lived though, as Nerds are weak and pathetic and should be put down on site. if you encounter a Nerd, kill them. Extremely. like drive over them in a tank and then turn around and blow up the remains. Fuck Nerds.

the Nerdocalypse is here, fucking nerds.
Nerd: When the Nerdocalypse comes, you will repent!

Normal: Fuck off Nerd.

nerdocalypse by honneamise December 18, 2018

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Nerdpocalypse

noun. 1.) The annual Nerdian last-hurrah of the school year; takes place on the first study day prior to finals (first day after the end of classes), where a giant one-shot RPG involving all of the resident RPG/Gaming-club members takes place. Often involves mass hysteria/confusion/craziness due the abnormally large amount of people involved (compared to typical RPGs, which involve smaller groups of 3-6 people), large amounts of caffeine and sugar, and more nerd-jokes than most "normies" could possibly handle. Typically takes place in a college/university setting, but may take place amongst high-school students as well.

Person 1: "Hey, what time is Nerdpocalypse tonight?"
Person 2: "Try to be there around a quarter-til; don't forget your character sheet and bring a handful of D6s if you have 'em."

Nerdpocalypse by I'mTheWench May 6, 2010