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nerdocalypse 

The Nerdocalypse is the coming Rapture like event, when nerds will randomly appear on mass and start chanting things like:
"the command line is power"
"linux rules"
The Nerdocalypse will be short lived though, as Nerds are weak and pathetic and should be put down on site. if you encounter a Nerd, kill them. Extremely. like drive over them in a tank and then turn around and blow up the remains. Fuck Nerds.
the Nerdocalypse is here, fucking nerds.
Nerd: When the Nerdocalypse comes, you will repent!

Normal: Fuck off Nerd.
nerdocalypse by honneamise December 18, 2018

Nerdpocalypse 

noun. 1.) The annual Nerdian last-hurrah of the school year; takes place on the first study day prior to finals (first day after the end of classes), where a giant one-shot RPG involving all of the resident RPG/Gaming-club members takes place. Often involves mass hysteria/confusion/craziness due the abnormally large amount of people involved (compared to typical RPGs, which involve smaller groups of 3-6 people), large amounts of caffeine and sugar, and more nerd-jokes than most "normies" could possibly handle. Typically takes place in a college/university setting, but may take place amongst high-school students as well.
Person 1: "Hey, what time is Nerdpocalypse tonight?"
Person 2: "Try to be there around a quarter-til; don't forget your character sheet and bring a handful of D6s if you have 'em."

Netocalypse 

When you feel like the world is ending because you don't have access to the internet
Jake was preparing a folder for memes to prepare for netocalypse.
Netocalypse by Sin30 July 23, 2017

narcocalypse

A catostrpohic event caused by someone ratting on you
Man, Rob caused the narcocalypse when he ratted on me for taking the work truck to lunch!
narcocalypse by Cxrotch May 6, 2007

nerdpocalypse 

when the rest of the nerd population REACTS to a nerdtastrophe.
as soon all all the programmers got wind of the software bug, a nerdpocalypse ensued.
nerdpocalypse by raqi syed July 8, 2007
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026