The Nerdocalypse is the coming Rapture like event, when nerds will randomly appear on mass and start chanting things like:
"the command line is power"
"linux rules"
The Nerdocalypse will be short lived though, as Nerds are weak and pathetic and should be put down on site. if you encounter a Nerd, kill them. Extremely. like drive over them in a tank and then turn around and blow up the remains. Fuck Nerds.
the Nerdocalypse is here, fucking nerds.
Nerd: When the Nerdocalypse comes, you will repent!
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a manwill search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"