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Nerdissistic 

Having an excessive fascination with ones own nonconformist hobbies. Generally exhibited by an intelligent but single-minded person (i.e. a Nerd).
He's been acting totally Nerdissistic since he hacked the newest smart phone.
Nerdissistic by Auralgasm September 1, 2011
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Narcissistic asshole 

Someone who is so incredibly self absorbed that they are blinded by their general assholeness towards others. No one likes him but everyone is friends with him. All the ladies love him even though he is incapable of expressing emotion because well... he's an asshole. Only of the male gender.
Girl 1: Wow isn't Ben so beautiful

Girl 2: Ya until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole

narcissistic cannibal 

A person who uses others for his or her own personal gain and abruptly ends the "relationship" when the person is of no further use to them. This person is often physically or emotionally draining to be around and seems to become more energetic as others become drained.
Jason: I don't understand why Lauren won't call me back anymore to hang out.
Willis: She doesn't need you to drive her places now.
Jason: I thought we were still friends.
Willis: She's a narcissistic cannibal, she doesn't make real friends. She just uses them up.

Narcissistic prick 

This person only thinks about themselves tries to put everyone down around them.. this person is rude,inconsiderate, thoughtless, prick,asshole.. every day of his life.. he tries to manipulate people but really he's the fool because he's the one being manipulated.. boarder line personality PTSD Psychopathic piece of s***
do you see that Terry over there acting like a narcissistic prick by being annoying as fuck and trying to have all the attention being brought to him.. Hey he is just a plan asshole about everything in life..
Narcissistic prick by Weseakasquad November 23, 2016

narcissistic 

Personality trait or behavior of someone who has no empathy for other people, blames others for their problems, is selfish and controlling, and really horrific to be around after a while. They tend to be interesting and gregarious when you first meet them, but eventually you realize that they only talk about themselves, only help others if it benefits them more, and so on. They have trouble holding a job due to problems working with authority figures. They have relationship problems for the obvious reasons, but believe it's all the other person's fault. Personality trait or behavior of someone who has no empathy for other people, blames others for their problems, is selfish and controlling, and really horrific to be around after a while. They tend to be interesting and gregarious when you first meet them, but eventually you realize that they only talk about themselves, only help others if it benefits them more, and so on. They have trouble holding a job due to problems working with authority figures. They have relationship problems for the obvious reasons, but believe it's all the other person's fault.
My narcissistic spouse thinks s/he's better than everyone else.
narcissistic by netreality January 30, 2015

Narcissistic Supply

Attention – verbal and non-verbal – in the forms of affirmation, approval, or admiration or, conversely, in the forms of being feared, or gaining notoriety and infamy. Clinical malignant narcissists seek narcissistic supply compulsively.
- Have you seen this guy how's preening in front of the camera?

- Narcissist in search of narcissistic supply is all!
Narcissistic Supply by zadanliran October 15, 2011

narcissistic douchebags 

People who find pleasure in being a dick towards other and do nothing positive.
Danny Young stayed to his normal ways, and continued to be a scum, like all the narcissistic douchebags in the world.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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