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A person who prefers to sit at the computer naked. Not necessarily related to surfing porn, someone who simply prefers to be naked while working at the computer.
I know many "Nerds" who sit in a darkened room all day, coding or doing some kind of "nerd" related job.

3 of these people prefer to sit naked while working. We came up with the term nerdest to describe nerds who prefer to sit and work naked.
Nerdest by mossking March 5, 2009
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1. A female nerd.
2. A hot female nerd, nerd+godess=nerdess (rare).
All tremble before the nerdess!

Wow, I never thought I'd be in love with a nerdess.
nerdess by plorqk April 1, 2005
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Nerdist Colony 

Noun; A place where people of a geekier nature can be themselves without the fear of ridicule; an area where cosplay is accepted as being normal and out of costume people are rejected and despised. Normally a comic book store or a gaming shop.
Craig: Um... dude, why are you dressed as Spock?

Geoff: Oh. I'm heading over to the nerdist colony to flash my sonic screwdriver at some orion slave girls. Wanna come?

Craig: ...Sure, why the force not? *grabs Batman costume*
Word of the Day on November 1, 2012

nerdistic 

1. the act of a very intelligent but single-minded person obsessed with a nonsocial hobby or pursuit deriving gratification or pleasure from random acts of nerdism

2. The pleasure or enjoyment of speaking in an esoteric manner.

3. The act of using computer jargon or messenger abbreviations in everyday audible dialogue

4. A general term for any nerd who truly loves and enjoys his/her stature.
"I love the way nerds act in a purely nerdistic manner."

1. "Dude...you totally pwned that warlock in WOW! Wicked righteous man!!"

2. Nerd 1 - "Remember that one time we did that thing with that thing on that game that was friggin' hilarious?!?"
Nerd 2 - "OMG! I know right!!"
Non-nerd - "What the hell are you two talking about."
Nerds - "Oh nothing you wouldn't understand it even if we explained it to you. It's kind of one of those 'had to be there' situations! HAHAHAHAHA"

3. "OMG I accidentally went into the wrong room for the meeting! Roffle!!!"

4. "I love being a nerd!!"

nerdistic by stuck2dasheetz July 10, 2007

nerdstered 

A phenomenon resulting from an attempt to pass off a fallacious story as factual, only to subsequently have the story proven wrong, resulting in exhibited defensiveness, bitterness and embarrassment on the part of the teller of said false story.

Synonym: PWNT
The term was derived from the following thread (created by a poster names "nerdster") on the NC State message boards:
http://mbd.scout.com/mb.aspx?s=178&f=2535&t=2721704

Note the weak attempts at insulting those who are laughing at the expense of him having "nerdstered" himself throughout the thread.
nerdstered by The Herlihy Boy October 20, 2008

Nerdosterone 

Nerdosterone is a hormone found in Nerds similar to Testosterone found in athletes.
The nerdosterone level at the sci-fi convention was through the roof.
Nerdosterone by bigtaco January 15, 2011

Nerdstinct 

the natural instinct of a nerd to detect bullying, practical jokes and mean people. Somewhat like spidey-senses.
Poindexter's nerdstincts were tingling, but it was too late as Nelson had cornered him in the school yard. No lunch for Poindexter today.....
Nerdstinct by Alfred Bennard May 8, 2007
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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