neolani

Neolani(or noooooooooooooooolani if you guys are close)is the coolest person you could ever meet.She is one in a million......never mind,she is one in a trillion.She can be the meanest and rudest person when you first meet her,for example taking your backpack and hiding it every time you go to the library,or calling you a dumb whore every chance she gets(lol)but once you get the chance to actually know her it’ll all be worth it. Like having your own little note from years ago in a Greek mythology book(the fingering book)or having your own little spot in the library were you could do dumb poo poo, and even having a food bag which you could use to sneak food into the library. She can put up with your stupid poo poo and there will never be a dull moment with her. She is truly an amazing friend that you shall cherish(even if you move away:’(

"Who is she"
" oh, her? That’s just neolani, who is the most awesome friend in the entire world"

neolani by TinaMcicecreamtruck September 22, 2018

Neolani

The hottest bitch you’ll ever meet

Neolani is the hottest bitch you’ll ever meet

Neolani by Unknowngirlpop January 8, 2024

neovanilluxe 

cis female looking for attention pretending to be a transgender person. word is she will use you to clout and will twitter cancel you at the slightest inconvenience.

beck - have you seen sophie?
anne - yeah she's been so weird lately
beck - oh yeah absolutely a neovanilluxe, did you know she cancelled josh?
anne - for real?
beck - yeah he was only giving his point of view about lgbtq+ and she went off on him

neovanilluxe by naeriie January 17, 2022

Noelani 

Noelani is someone you want to hold onto. She is an amazing kisser. She is very very very very very very very Cute!! If you ever get a chance to meet her make sure that you love you her and don't break her and if you ever and i mean ever break her you will literally go to hell burn in a internal flame and be in pain like forever and ever and ever so don't freaking frakin break her or Satan will break you in half Thank you :)

Noelani - The most beautiful person in the whole world

Noelani by A noelani lover December 15, 2017

Noelani 

Honestly, she's that blunt, chill friend that sometimes gets/ feels forgotten herself. Low-key mom friend cause she gives you all her snacks :). She may not show that she cares that easily and sometimes you'll miss it, but it's there in her eyes when she says,"hey", when shes worried and shows you pictures of her cats :). She's amazing and even if she thinks she doesn't, she deserves the world. She that best friend that lets you forget all your worries. I love her. No homo. Absolutely the best 10/10. She may hate her eyes,but they're such a calming color I could look into them forever. I just want her to be more happy and get a mans ;). Hehe

"OMG its bad b^tch Noelani!"

Noelani by thatspookyspider November 2, 2019

Nolaning

The art of using a plastic carrier bag as a contraceptive.

Guy 1: So I was totally ready to bang this hot chick with an amazing poon, when I realised I was fresh out of condoms from camping last week.
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!

Nolaning by The Janmeister October 22, 2013

nolanitis 

A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.

nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.

people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.

Tyler : wtf he has nolanitis

Me: oof o god

nolanitis by findthecure21 March 21, 2019