Neolani(or noooooooooooooooolani if you guys are close)is the coolest person you could ever meet.She is one in a million......never mind,she is one in a trillion.She can be the meanest and rudest person when you first meet her,for example taking your backpack and hiding it every time you go to the library,or calling you a dumb whore every chance she gets(lol)but once you get the chance to actually know her it’ll all be worth it. Like having your own little note from years ago in a Greek mythology book(the fingering book)or having your own little spot in the library were you could do dumb poo poo, and even having a food bag which you could use to sneak food into the library. She can put up with your stupid poo poo and there will never be a dull moment with her. She is truly an amazing friend that you shall cherish(even if you move away:’(
by TinaMcicecreamtruck September 22, 2018
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beck - have you seen sophie?
anne - yeah she's been so weird lately
beck - oh yeah absolutely a neovanilluxe, did you know she cancelled josh?
anne - for real?
beck - yeah he was only giving his point of view about lgbtq+ and she went off on him
anne - yeah she's been so weird lately
beck - oh yeah absolutely a neovanilluxe, did you know she cancelled josh?
anne - for real?
beck - yeah he was only giving his point of view about lgbtq+ and she went off on him
by naeriie January 17, 2022
Get the neovanilluxe mug.Noelani is someone you want to hold onto. She is an amazing kisser. She is very very very very very very very Cute!! If you ever get a chance to meet her make sure that you love you her and don't break her and if you ever and i mean ever break her you will literally go to hell burn in a internal flame and be in pain like forever and ever and ever so don't freaking frakin break her or Satan will break you in half Thank you :)
by A noelani lover December 15, 2017
Get the Noelani mug.Honestly, she's that blunt, chill friend that sometimes gets/ feels forgotten herself. Low-key mom friend cause she gives you all her snacks :). She may not show that she cares that easily and sometimes you'll miss it, but it's there in her eyes when she says,"hey", when shes worried and shows you pictures of her cats :). She's amazing and even if she thinks she doesn't, she deserves the world. She that best friend that lets you forget all your worries. I love her. No homo. Absolutely the best 10/10. She may hate her eyes,but they're such a calming color I could look into them forever. I just want her to be more happy and get a mans ;). Hehe
by thatspookyspider November 2, 2019
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Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!
Guy 2: Damn, did you do it bareback?
Guy 1: Hell no! I had a carrier bag in my pocket though, slipped that on and did a bit of nolaning. Caught my salad cream like turtle in a net!
by The Janmeister October 22, 2013
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nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.
people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.
nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.
people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.
by findthecure21 March 21, 2019
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