neochronic

a man that plays rappelz and is used to wean and convert lesbians and virgins into useful, productive members of society.

The lesbian babe saw the light and became straight when a real neochronic penetrated her vaginal lips.

by mi!ke June 17, 2011

Neophonic Virgin

A person who has never owned a mobile telephone of the most current generation. Types or defining characteristics of neophonic virgin tend to be non-youthful (old people), poor, or Luddites (see unabomber).

Jon Doe: "I'm never getting an Android phone, I hear they're hard to use and my friend says he keeps hitting buttons in the middle of calls when he holds it to his ear."

Don Joe: "You're just a neophonic virgin. We gotta pop your cherry and get you a myTouch. Androids are awesome. Also, your friend just has a fat f#@%ing face."

by Ziegegeist January 5, 2011

nechroninja

A peculiar gamer and e-personality whose skills are derived from his velcro shoes.

oh great, look who's here... that guy is such a necroninja.

by internet February 19, 2004

nechroninja

A fuzzy little person who pwns all.
Also: Grandson of Hitler

Dude, look! It's Hitler's Nechroninja!
That honkey is so nechroninja

by CalmLikeABomb December 23, 2003