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neo zoom maxi dweeb 

description of one who is of the high, tight pants variety, and in the habit of using pocket protectors, among other nerd-affiliated objects. may come with pre-prepared lunch. definitly employs the use of tighty-whiteys. often found locked in bathrooms or stuffed in lockers. found in The Breakfast Club
the neo zoom maxi dweeb got a swirly, then ran away clutching his algebra book to his chest.
neo zoom maxi dweeb by mel February 1, 2005
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Neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie 

a nerd, dork, geek, spaz, dweeb, wonk
The Breakfast Club
BENDER: Dork...
BRIAN: Yeah?
BENDER: You are a parent's wet dream, okay?
BRIAN: Well that's a problem!
BENDER: Look, I can see you getting all bunged up for them making you wear these kinda clothes. But face it, you're a Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie!
Neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie by Nerd Alert December 27, 2005

Neo Maxi Zoom Dweebie 

Noun. The ultimate modern nerd.
Invented by Judd Nelson improvising in his role in the classic 80's high school movie The Breakfast Club to describe how very nerdy 'Brian' the nerd is. He concludes, 'You are a parent's wet dream. You're a Neo Maxi Zoom Dweebie. What would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?'

Neo-maxi-zoom-dweebie 

Originally From the Breakfast Club

A Dweeb, Geek, Spaz, Wank, Nerd or otherwise geeky type fellow who's always doing good. Often taken out of context to insult someone as of being retarded.
"You spent your whole vacation working on homework? What a Neo-Maxi-Zoom-Dweebie!"

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026