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negrolepsy

The proclivity of blackfolk (but not limited to blackfolk) to be late, do a half-assed job, pass blame to whites, and do an overall sub-par shit job. See Obama Administration
We were waiting for Tyrel to come to work, evidently he has negrolepsy, its already noon and he isnt answering his phone. Why am I not surprised
negrolepsy by koocreggin June 4, 2010
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Necrolepsy 

Necrolepsy is a disorder marked by sudden, uncontrollable death, causing an individual to die at inappropriate times.

People with necrolepsy die suddenly—anywhere, at any time, maybe even in the middle of a conversation. These sudden deaths can last from a few seconds to more than an hour. Depending on where they occur, they may be mildly inconvenient or even dangerous to the individual. Some people experience zombie-like tendencies where they continue to function outwardly during the death episodes.
Necrolepsy by franki5x October 9, 2008
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Necrolepsy 

A disorder in the same class as Narcolepsy. Necrolepsy is caused by working in soul-crushing jobs like call centres and retail sales, and causes you to die a little each day.
The doctor told me I need to take some stress leave, doing tech support gave me Necrolepsy, next stage is alcoholism.

negrolipse 

1: What happens when a negro candidate for President's campaign is eclipsed by a dumb ass lie of his opponent that can easily be fact checked and the news cycle covers that lie instead of the negro's campaign.
2: What negro men have that is applied to the face and body of a woman
3: What negro women have that is stimulated and penetrated by men
1: Barack's campaign was negrolipsed by HIllarys claim she ducked gunfire in Bosnia.
2: Jimmy JJ Walker sure got some kind of negrolipse.
3. I'd like to taste Halle Berry's negrolipse
negrolipse by assimilated negro March 26, 2008

Necrolepsy 

Is the condition of having sex with dead people uncontrollably
person1: hey why do nawaf spends a lot of time in the cemetery

person2:Idk man he probably has necrolepsy or something
Necrolepsy by Necrolyptic November 6, 2019

Neurolepsy

Neruolepsy is when you experience a brainphart, and forget completely what you're doing or why
Sev experienced Neurolepsy with Harriet during sex, which was mostly his fault
Neurolepsy by Sevzilla738 September 17, 2023
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