Narcolepsy

Sensitive Conscious

Guy 1: Yeah I have narcolepsy, so I just fall asleep randoml...(falls asleep)

Guy 2: Hey stop playin man stop playin...

by 86thecat October 22, 2010

Narcolepsy

Someone who snitches, but only when they are asleep.

Sean would never tell, unless he falls asleep. He was diagnosed with narcolepsy a year ago.

by Damn, Dan July 07, 2016

narcolepsy

(n) a chronic and usually hereditary sleep disorder in which the person affected will suffer spontaneous bouts of sleep (or "sleep attacks") during the day. Symptoms include: extreme sleepiness, typically followed by sleep attacks and last for fifteen minutes; dream-like hallucinations; sleep paralysis, where you cannot move when you start to fall asleep or just after you wake up; and cataplexy, which is an abrupt loss of muscle tone (basically, your muscles "fail you").

The disorder is not fatal, but can be depending on the situation you find yourself having a sleep episode. There is no cure for narcolepsy at the moment.

For more detailed information on narcolepsy, visit a medical site.

by MarigoldP July 14, 2012

Narcolepsied

When someone suddenly passes out randomly while doing something, usually in a abrupt and random matter that is usually dangerous and potentially life threatening.

*everyone watching movie, laughing*
Friend 1 - "Hey Jason, did you see that?"
Jason - ZZzzZZzz *snore*
Everyone - "WTF, he was just awake a second ago?!"
Friend 1 - "Fuck, he must've narcolepsied again. That shit is going to happen when he's driving one day and he's going to crash and die"

by T. Durka January 01, 2011

narcolepsy

The condition is characterized by the sufferer experiencing bouts of chronic fatigue and falling suddenly asleep, often without knowing or any warning at all.

You see, unfortunately, Nigel suffers from the rare but chronic sleep disorder, narcolepsy.

by wertgert March 12, 2020

narcolepsy

Narcolepsy is a disease where the affected subject can't mind their own fucking business and insists upon being a narc 24/7 365 days a year. It is not contagious, but almost certainly fatal upon diagnosis. Be aware of these narcs because they will screw you over.

"Yo i got a handle for this weekend, we're set"

"SHHH, be quiet with that shit don't you know dave's got narcolepsy?"

"He has a sleeping disorder?"

"No, he's a fucking narc"

by crispytreats275 February 23, 2010

narcolepsy

Is a new drug, but without all the bad effects of drugs. Gives you the high without the red eye. It is caused by not getting recommended amount of sleep

Yes narcolepsy, won't get through the test without it

by Iph counselman February 12, 2009