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neftalino 

An overconfident and charismatic know-it-all. Someone who will come up with an elaborate story to convince you to believe something that is not true. A bluffer who has no malice and only wants to impress others. A neftalino manages to capture other people’s attention with his fascinating stories. He has been there, done that, and knows any person you are talking about.
My dad is a neftalino, he claims he has been inside Saul Goodman’s penthouse.
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Netáhlíno Panicitida

Commonly known as The Extreme virginity behaviour syndrome.

Loosely translated from Czech language as Ain'tpullo Virginitidus, is a rare disease that affects (mostly) men in ages between 16 and 23. I has not yet been discovered by public and medical proffesionals, therefore it's not yet fully researched. However, a group of Czech analysts, who discovered it, did some research and found out about its drastic symptoms (simptoms).

Person rather chooses to ditch previously set up plans with the boys, only to be with his partner, which directly violates the first and the most important rule of the Bro code: "Bros before hoes." Also he can't go anywhere without his partner.

This was discovered by a company of a few Czech intelectuals, who started to see these symptoms on one of the boys.

Patient zero: codename "Nyprd"
A: "Jde s námi hrát counter-strike?" (Is he gonna play Counter-Strike with us?)
B: "Ne, trápí ho Netáhlíno Panicitida." (No, he probably has Ain'tpullo Virginitidus.)
A: "Panic." (Virgin.)
The most beautiful girl ever,she can sometimes be a little insecure. She deserves all the love in the world and is just amazing overall.
Neftali is the best.
Neftali by rattpack.301 January 15, 2019
Awesome, charming smooth talker who can get anyone to believe what he wants them to. Also used as a name of respect to indicate the funniest person in the class
That guy is so funny and charming, his name must be Neftali.
Neftali by Richard Shaver January 21, 2010
The creator of El gallinazo dance in the early 90's. His real claim to fame is for having the largest collection of spice girl merchandise in the Americas. Likes to relax in his mameluco and drink chocolate abuelita after a hard day at work
Your killing it on the dance floor you totally neftalied it
Neftali by JCNeros14 May 3, 2016
Bro did you see Neftali yesterday
Neftali by 🦎🦎 December 19, 2021

neataling 

that’s neataling
neataling by sunnyvee April 13, 2023