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necropedo 

a paedophile who puts his penis into the anuses and vaginas of little dead kids. this unstoppable beast has the potential to tear through over 6000 assholes a day and has a penis that shrivels into his rectum.
person 1: 'my 5 year old is dead'

person 2:'oh shit can my necropedo friend have a go'
necropedo by Crispybomb July 6, 2018

Necropedo scatcuck 

When a pedophile shits on a dead child’s chest while watching another pedophile fuck said child
Necropedo scatcucks are the worst humanity has to offer
Necropedo scatcuck by Cick nage June 28, 2022

Necrophobia 

Necrophobia is the irrational fear of corpses, not just those of people but animals as well. Also included in this fear are the people, objects and ceremonies associated with death such as undertakers, morticians, coffins, tombstones, cemeteries and funerals. In a another way necrophobia could also be used to mean a fear of the dead by a cultural group, that their spirits will return to haunt the living, causing them harm in some way.
In some cultures necrophobia would be totally alien as the dead are welcome among the living.
Necrophobia by AKACroatalin June 12, 2015

necropedopyrodendrophiliac 

Someone who has sex with underage, dead trees that are on fire.
Did Kevin just cut down that sapling, put it in the fireplace, then have sex with it?

Yeah, he's a necropedopyrodendrophiliac.

Necropyroaracnaphiliac 

A person who frequently has sexual intercourse with dead baby spiders that are on fire.
Somebody who is a Necropyroaracnaphiliac needs help

Necropyrobeastiality

Is defined as having sex with dead animals that are on fire.
Necro-dead, Pyro-fire, Beastiality-sex with animals
I had Necropyrobeastiality with my dog last night

Necropyrozoohomopaedophile 

A human who regularly has sexual conact with dead homosexual animal babies while on fire.
Mark is such a necropyrozoohomopaedophile. Pregler started a club to help necropyrozoohomopaedophiles.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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