necrodendropheliac 

A necrodendropheliac is someone who likes to have sex with dead trees. :D

Person: Hey, did you know I'm a necrodendropheliac?

Tree: Wow, you should kill me and then we could totally go at it.

necrodendropheliac by Amberr July 11, 2006

necrodendrophiliac

Someone who tries to have sex with dead trees

See Bob humping that old log? Well he's a necrodendrophiliac.

necrodendrophiliac by Kami_Bum October 30, 2003