necrodendrophiliac

Someone who tries to have sex with dead trees

See Bob humping that old log? Well he's a necrodendrophiliac.

by Kami_Bum October 30, 2003

necrodendropheliac

A necrodendropheliac is someone who likes to have sex with dead trees. :D

Person: Hey, did you know I'm a necrodendropheliac?

Tree: Wow, you should kill me and then we could totally go at it.

by Amberr July 11, 2006