nazel
nazel by coolman4000 August 3, 2004
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Nazel Bunches
A Nordic Queens of the ages.
Usually a woman but could apply
to a man if he has the proper swagger.
The qualities of this unique breed of human include but are not limited to: pale complexion, eyes that rape and pillage your soul (as the Vikings would have done to a small village),
superior music taste, very intellectual with subtle hints of ridiculous to maintain the delicate balance, voluptuous bosom,
hair of gold, Ruler of the theremin.
Usually a woman but could apply
to a man if he has the proper swagger.
The qualities of this unique breed of human include but are not limited to: pale complexion, eyes that rape and pillage your soul (as the Vikings would have done to a small village),
superior music taste, very intellectual with subtle hints of ridiculous to maintain the delicate balance, voluptuous bosom,
hair of gold, Ruler of the theremin.
'Did you see her ?'
"yes! What a Nazel Bunches."
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"If she Isn't a Nazel Bunches, I'm not interested."
"yes! What a Nazel Bunches."
-------------------->
"If she Isn't a Nazel Bunches, I'm not interested."
Nazel Bunches by Angela diamondintheruff Jansen April 28, 2012
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Nazel Death
its a horrid disease that only men can get, women often confuse this with man flu.
Symptoms are; Snotty nose, bad back, fluctuating temperature, groggy feeling, sore head, tiredness, short temperament, sore legs, sore throat.
The only known cure for this is 2 weeks off work filled with sex with female scousers and looking at car parts for small sports hatch backs.
Symptoms are; Snotty nose, bad back, fluctuating temperature, groggy feeling, sore head, tiredness, short temperament, sore legs, sore throat.
The only known cure for this is 2 weeks off work filled with sex with female scousers and looking at car parts for small sports hatch backs.
Nazel Death by FocusLaa January 17, 2013
shizzle niz nazel minizel
shizzle niz nazel minizel by Anonymous May 13, 2003
vix's nazel
The cure to nazel yarx, very podent and strong stuff, can be used to get high just ask at your pharmacy
vix's nazel by Dawes May 14, 2004
extreme nazel consumption
Lawrence and Tingie
extreme nazel consumption by the one and only dawesmister April 5, 2004
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