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nawtology

the science of striving for the three tenants of nawteism... one: to maintain lifelong virginity. two: to drive 500+ miles a day. three: to attempt to speak prophetically while drunk.
(person) oh how worthless life is... i am above the struggle.
(dude) man you're seriously getting into that nawtology arent you?
by thehoserx July 24, 2010
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Napology

Hey Jill, please do not call me for the next while. I need to go study napology.
by Mark LF February 6, 2007
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nanology

Poor Soul: I can't find my penis.
Friend: You going to need to see a Nanologist. nanology
by Dominazun July 7, 2016
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Navology

The science of NAV or the study of how he was the first Brown Boy to get it poppin
Hey I’m majoring in Navology, it’s the study of our lord and savior NAV
by Cbakeofficial May 19, 2022
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Nontology

Nontology is the negation of ontology or the possibility of our mind to understand by logic the ultimate nature of things
To derive the existence of God by logic ( onto-logy ), means to lead to the extreme consequences the virtues of a disputable cognitive tool ( logic ) and therefore not demonstrate his existence but rather only the limits of this human tool ( nontology ).
by Andrea Jagher October 12, 2007
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Namology

When your mother constantly forgets your name or calls you by ALL of your siblings names before eventually getting to yours.
Yesterday my mother called me by my three brothers names, two sisters names, and my uncles name, then she got it right. Typical case of namology.
by Drahkir October 27, 2018
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Napology

Napology is a word first coined by one Senior Master Sergeant Harvey, meaning to take yourself by the nape of the neck and say, SELF! ...DO IT! This term has been passed down through the generations, proving it to be a virtue of good character and integrity.
I knew it was going to be a hard job to review the checklists and correct all the errors, I just used a little Napology, and got it done in no time!
by Michele Wordjuicer June 4, 2024
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