nawtology 

the science of striving for the three tenants of nawteism... one: to maintain lifelong virginity. two: to drive 500+ miles a day. three: to attempt to speak prophetically while drunk.

(person) oh how worthless life is... i am above the struggle.
(dude) man you're seriously getting into that nawtology arent you?

nawtology by thehoserx July 24, 2010

Napology 

The study of naps by taking a nap.

Hey Jill, please do not call me for the next while. I need to go study napology.

Napology by Mark LF February 6, 2007

nanology 

It's a doctor for little dick syndrome.

Poor Soul: I can't find my penis.
Friend: You going to need to see a Nanologist. nanology

nanology by Dominazun July 7, 2016

Navology

The science of NAV or the study of how he was the first Brown Boy to get it poppin’

Hey I’m majoring in Navology, it’s the study of our lord and savior NAV

Navology by Cbakeofficial May 19, 2022

Nontology 

Nontology is the negation of ontology or the possibility of our mind to understand by logic the ultimate nature of things

To derive the existence of God by logic ( onto-logy ), means to lead to the extreme consequences the virtues of a disputable cognitive tool ( logic ) and therefore not demonstrate his existence but rather only the limits of this human tool ( nontology ).

Nontology by Andrea Jagher October 12, 2007

Namology 

When your mother constantly forgets your name or calls you by ALL of your siblings names before eventually getting to yours.

Yesterday my mother called me by my three brothers names, two sisters names, and my uncles name, then she got it right. Typical case of namology.

Namology by Drahkir October 27, 2018

Napology 

Napology is a word first coined by one Senior Master Sergeant Harvey, meaning to take yourself by the nape of the neck and say, SELF! ...DO IT! This term has been passed down through the generations, proving it to be a virtue of good character and integrity.

I knew it was going to be a hard job to review the checklists and correct all the errors, I just used a little Napology, and got it done in no time!

Napology by Michele Wordjuicer June 4, 2024