Definitions by thehoserx

Karch 

To stay at home for a long period of time, often without having interaction with people or touching grass.

I've been karched for about a week now. I've really gotta get out there.

Karch by thehoserx January 24, 2025

host ham 

The concept of providing a party's host with an additional ham, to replace the ham they are serving to you as a guest.

John stopped at the grocery store on the way to the family gathering to acquire the host ham.

host ham by thehoserx December 26, 2023

nawtology 

the science of striving for the three tenants of nawteism... one: to maintain lifelong virginity. two: to drive 500+ miles a day. three: to attempt to speak prophetically while drunk.

(person) oh how worthless life is... i am above the struggle.
(dude) man you're seriously getting into that nawtology arent you?

nawtology by thehoserx July 24, 2010

GLDojo 

A 1990s website ran by irc grammar laureate David "Zanshin" Van de Ven that dealt strictly in the business of the graphically superior GL Quake and other games that took advantage of 3dfx hardware, specifically the glide api. Zanshin used the site to springboard himself into a life of mail order groceries, shady meetings behind adult bookstores, along with DNA and Age of Conan tattoos.

The GLDojo is the place to go for all of your Gl Quake needs!

GLDojo by thehoserx January 25, 2010

brokeback week 

When you come back from a vacation and you have no money, since you had the entire previous week off from work. The week that ensues is your brokeback week.

Kevin just got back from his vacation and since he didnt work at all while he was away, he's broke. Guess hes gonna deal with a brokeback week!

brokeback week by thehoserx July 29, 2009