Someone who keeps putting up names of people as Urban Dictionary definitons, such as Luke, Alex, and Kristenn that aren't famous or are just common names.
User Derpterp9001: Allright, let's see the new definitions that are in store...
Alissa: THE BIGGEST SEX FREAK EVAR! SEX IS HER LANGUAGE! SHE LOOOVES SEX! SHE FUCKS EVERYONE SHE MEETS!!!!1
Example: Bro: I JUST HAD SEX WITH AN ALISSIA!!!1
Virgin: I iz so sad!
Derpterp9001: Who the fuck keeps coming up with this shit? *Sigh* I hate all of these Nameologists!
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.