Someone who keeps putting up names of people as Urban Dictionary definitons, such as Luke, Alex, and Kristenn that aren't famous or are just common names.
User Derpterp9001: Allright, let's see the new definitions that are in store...
Alissa: THE BIGGEST SEX FREAK EVAR! SEX IS HER LANGUAGE! SHE LOOOVES SEX! SHE FUCKS EVERYONE SHE MEETS!!!!1
Example: Bro: I JUST HAD SEX WITH AN ALISSIA!!!1
Virgin: I iz so sad!
Derpterp9001: Who the fuck keeps coming up with this shit? *Sigh* I hate all of these Nameologists!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!