Nontology

Nontology is the negation of ontology or the possibility of our mind to understand by logic the ultimate nature of things

To derive the existence of God by logic ( onto-logy ), means to lead to the extreme consequences the virtues of a disputable cognitive tool ( logic ) and therefore not demonstrate his existence but rather only the limits of this human tool ( nontology ).

by Andrea Jagher October 12, 2007

ontology

What it means for something to exist.

What does it mean for that chair in your room to exist? Does it exist because it is there in a physical form, because the material is there? Or does it exist because of its function, because the chair is there to be sat upon? What it means for something to exist is ontology, and both of these examples would work.

by puhdoo November 2, 2013

Noobology

1. The scientific study of the origin, history, and structure of newbs, noobs, and n00bs.
2. A book on noobs.

Origin: Hopkin High School, MN
In the back of biology class.

One rule of noobology is everyone is a noob except yourself.

by Dark6 September 20, 2005

generative ontology

The hypothesis that religion emerged as a paradigm to protect consciousness from destroying language.

Generative ontology argues that religion (narrative ego) and all mythologies are a promise to the consciousness by the super-conscious (mind) that language will one day be destroyed.

by metawave July 5, 2019

nopology

Pretending to apologize without being sincere.

She told me she was sorry for not putting out but I know it was a nopology.

by Jeff D April 21, 2003

Normology

The study of Norman.

As a student of Normology, I studied Norman vigorously.

by Cygnum_XYZ June 29, 2021

nonpology

An insincere apology or expression of regret, often blaming the aggrieved party for being offended or bringing up an irrelevant topic to distract.

"Did you hear Don Imus' nonpology the other day? Like his racist remarks are actually the result of rap music."

"I really get tired of politicians' nonpologies. All they're really saying is they're sorry they got caught."

by stogoe May 20, 2007