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UnauthorizedPerson 

As their name suggests, UnauthorisedPerson is a person who frequently posts rage posts (on the degenerate help-forum 'Community Central', a forum central to the propaganda-based functioning of the aggressively oppressive degenerate site called FANDOM/Wikia) due to them being randomly denied access to FANDOM services, likely a shadow-ban-esque result of them not paying tribute to the autocratic owners of FANDOM. UnauthorizedPerson is also the prime example of a bossy advocate who frequently attempts to assert their methods and opinions over others, resulting in them suffering from low PR and diminished social satisfaction.
UnauthorizedPerson's daily act would be to attempt to desist the actions of a harmless user due to their flawed reasoning perceiving the user's actions to be malicious. Extremely 💀💀💀
UnauthorizedPerson by y = mx + b September 8, 2023

Unauthorized food

An imaginary category of "forbidden" food, envisioned in the feverish dreams of Clay Higgins' (@RepClayHiggins) psychic fourth wife, as related in his dystopian diatribe on 10/23/2020. Probably includes MREs & Beanie Weenies, but not authentic Ramen.
"Last night, she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home, seizing guns, knives, *unauthorized foods,* and stored water.

unauthorized sex 

Rape is such an ugly word, I like to call it.... unauthorized sex
unauthorized sex by Burntwic April 13, 2011

unauthorized foods 

One of the items taken in the raid of your home when your corrupt Congressman husband (up for re-election in 11 days) tweets that you had a premonition of a dystopian society.

Other items include "stored water", knives and guns.

People worldwide rightly conclude you've lost all your marbles.
Last night she dreamed that Federal squads were in our home seizing guns, knives, “unauthorized foods” and stored water. They said we had been “reported”.
unauthorized foods by UnderOverIt October 24, 2020

Authorized 

To grant the permission or power to.
To hold all the power, final word or say.
Only I am allowed on that track because I am authorized.

No one will go up that canyon without my authority.
Authorized by Authorized_s13 September 13, 2013

facebook authorized

Company or farms where employee can open facebook and company's owner or boss allowed his emloyees to use facebook(sometimes) during working hours.
Hey dude i get job in facebook authorized company so i can keep in touch with my friend during my time also.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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