1. Having unusually large nostrils, noses, or things that resemble noses. Take, for example, the proboscis monkey or a particularly long carrot.
2. Of or pertaining to nostrils.
After telling too many lies, Pinocchio became noscular beyond all belief and almost had to go in for a nose reduction.
After my vasectomy my naculars were extremely swollen.
While climbing a tree I slipped and fell hitting my naculars on a branch.
That baseball hit that poor guy in the naculars.
My naculars sure hang low when I have the flu.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)