noscular 

1. Having unusually large nostrils, noses, or things that resemble noses. Take, for example, the proboscis monkey or a particularly long carrot.
2. Of or pertaining to nostrils.

After telling too many lies, Pinocchio became noscular beyond all belief and almost had to go in for a nose reduction.

noscular by NoscularMan January 17, 2017

Bi-noculars

The ability to recognise bisexual people by just looking at them. Much like a 'gaydar'.

Girl 1: So do you think that girl is straight?
Girl 2: Nah she's definitely bi.
Girl 1: Dude your bi-noculars are so good.

Bi-noculars by rugbigirl December 15, 2011

nascular 

pertaining to the nose

My 7-year old cousin entertains himself by exploring the crevices and passageways of his intricate nascular system.

nascular by Corbin T January 16, 2008

noculars 

an abbreviation of the word binoculars, mostly used in the sighting of chavs or arabs.

cory: man i want a subway
jak:wait lemme get my noculars out...nope, sorry its full of arabs and chavs

noculars by afar ramamba April 12, 2007

Nocular! 

A word meaning "Cool", "Great", "Super", "So Cool". Must be used with an exclamation mark.

"I got the job"
"Nocular!"

Nocular! by Rose December 28, 2004

nocular 

a word which can substitute any word

this movie is f***ing nocular man

nocular by wwpcrackhead March 30, 2003

bae-noculars 

Looking device used to spot bae if she's to far away

Where's bae? Oh I found her through my

bae-noculars.

bae-noculars by thatgirlthatlikesfood July 7, 2014