a beautiful girl probably in her eary 50's who is great at math specifically 8th grade math and tries her best to support her children and also has a mommy kink
When a (typically straight) man or woman is having sex with a plus size (thicc) partner and uses their love handles (rolls) as true handles to provide a momentum advantage during intercourse.
The process of actually using love handles for their intended purpose.
William: "I know! We hooked up last night and I was fucking her so hard, I had to do the Stanky Nabilliam to maintain my speed! She was really into it!"
A splintered example of the classicnarcissist. A person who possesses many redeeming qualities but cannot get out of their own way. Normally their sense of humor comes originally from a place of defense, something they developed as a child to help them deal with trauma and the never-ending pain that comes with this thing called "life".
While they do share the common traits of narcissists, such as exaggerated sense of self-importance and need for admiration, they differ in the fact that they are capable of empathy. This "empathy" has been described as "second hand" or "after the fact", i.e. they may not think in the moment but are then met with extreme feelings of accountability and reflection when they realize the scorched earth policy they have enacted.
Their self-reflection and grief may manifest in art form, such as an exhausting attempt to become a "musician" well into their 30's.
That son of a gun is a real narsillycistic bastard! I have heard he has a small penis too!
Someone that does not indulge in the use of narcotics or other illicit substances but would rather abstain from such thing Similar to teetotalism but for drugs instead of alcohol
Person 1: "Hey what's your opinion on doing drugs?"
Person 2: "I prefer to not do them as a narcillicitabstainist."
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.