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Secondhand Mistake

A mistake that you made due to someone else's original mistake. Think of a 3 car crash as an example. If you get rear-ended and then hit the person in front of you, is it really your fault?

This can apply to a multitude of situations including families, relationships, work related incidents, etc.

Originally used in the song "Spilled Milk" by Mack Harrison.
Jeeze dude, I am really getting the first degree over these secondhand mistakes. I feel like I got set up for this malarky.
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025
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incon-siesta-nt

Someone who is inconsistent but also takes a lot of naps, or sleeps on you (ignores you).

Has nothing to do with Central America.

Originally used in the song "Sleep Alone" by Mack Harrison.
Damn dude, I been trying to talk to her but she is really really incon-siesta-nt.
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025
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Fist Kiss

A slang term for a fist bump. While relatively harmless by nature, for some reason this term carries a certain creepiness with it.

This term can be exaggerated if the initiator throws in an audible "kiss kiss" sound. Use this method to maximize the social effect on the other party and then yell "Fist Kiss!!".
Under the acoustic tiles in that office is where we shared our first fist kiss.
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025
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Influenza-encer

This phrase/word was coined to describe the state of social media influencers today that focus more on toxic traits. Unfortunately, when given such a platform to preach from, you get a few bad apples. Well, few is also a relative term. The "Influenza-encer" knowingly or unknowingly spreads social sickness through the mindsets and products they promote.

The real fear is that this influenza (sickness) from the influenza-encer spreads rapidly. You will see this in real time with trends and movements that clearly do more harm than good from an outside perspective. Young people are particularly vulnerable to this persons influenza.

The term was originally used by Mack Harrison in "The Coffee Song" to paint the differences from a "normal girl" he is pursuing vs. the largely growing population of shallow and plastic individuals.

While it is implied onto a female in this song, it is important to note that this term applies equally to male and female culprits. Try to do better everyone.
This chick Melissa is a real Tik Tok Influenza-encer, all her posts just seem so toxic and deranged.
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025
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Wound Flower

A wound flower is an injury turned into a gift. The application is usually emotional, but I guess could apply physically. The idea is basically turning a bad thing into a good thing. Let something beautiful grow out of an open wound. Let the rotting flesh and toxic environment be the fertilizer to foster a new thing; a beautiful thing.

This can and will typically apply in break-up scenarios, where you think you lost the "one", only to find another one that may have been more suitable the entire time.

Originally coined in the song "New Scar" by Mack Harrison. (supposedly)
I never would have met LaStarsha if it wasn't for everything I had gone through with Terica, this relationship is really growing into a wound flower.
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison September 24, 2025
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Flashbulb Memory

An album by the artist "Mack Harrison".

This album takes its inspiration from the term "flashbulb memory". Google it dumbass. You will get your answers.
"Flashbulb Memory is an emotional ride. I felt like I took Adderall and Fentanyl at the same time and then tried to convince the world that I was sober. I think I cried, came, shit myself and found God all in the same 45 minutes of listening. That guy must be going through something." said someone. (probably).
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison March 1, 2025
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Sadboy

Someone who makes their entire identity about being "sad", while doing nothing but perpetuating their own sadness. Known for self-sabotage, dependence on alcohol and drugs, self-medicating, disappointing people, blowing off responsibilities, claiming to be "doing better", not actually "doing better", hurting decent folks and attracting indecent nouns (people, places and things).

May also be sort of gay.
That Mack fellar is a real Sadboy, I heard he even got it as a vanity plate on his car! Decent music though.
by DefinitelyNotMackHarrison March 1, 2025
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