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to vigeriously suck the juices out of.
you are a cock narpheler.
Narphel by Dan McIntosh September 8, 2005
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Namphet a guy who always wear brand clothes
Daaamn i love that Ralph Lauren cap on you Namphet!!
namphet by RaffeP November 6, 2017

Narphel da Gartox

Means you're not making any sense you mooncricket
Yo, are you narpheling da gartox?
Narphel da Gartox by Rick January 27, 2005
A rare kind of gorgeous. Nice, slanted eyes and a cut body. Not the tallest but not short. He's funny and outgoing, honest and gentle, but sometimes too nice and quick to apologize.
Damn, Napheth is such a gentleman. So classy. He's a real man. I want him.
napheth by 897127 December 12, 2016
Super Amazing guy. Usually bilingual. Great body. Most girls don’t talk to him due to intimidation and embarrassment, but once they do, he melts their hearts.
He is so fine I’m scared to talk to him and mess up. Then again, he might just be a Napheth.
napheth by Iyzik October 11, 2019

NARPHENDORKEN 

When a burley bull Dyke let's off a rancid fart in a local Cafe and clears the building as a result.
Damn that manly ass bull Dyke just pulled a major narphendorken and cleared the whole coffee house with that nasty ass egg salad sandwich fart!
NARPHENDORKEN by anonymous March 21, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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