Sharia Bluetooth

When an orthodox Muslim female utilizes her head scarf to hold her phone to her ear and mouth.
The only pairing going on in my car is an arranged marriage. I can make this call hands free thanks to my sharia bluetooth
by EggInThisTryinTime June 16, 2018
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Twitter Archaeologist

A person who spends days looking through high-profile twitter accounts in an effort to unearth unsavory texts for the purpose of character assassination
The director of the upcoming film was fired after a daring twitter archaeologist uncovered lyrics posted from an NWA song 8 years ago.
by EggInThisTryinTime July 30, 2018
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