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anarchaeologist 

ANARCHAEOLOGIST - an·ar·chae·ol·o·gist /n/
an anthropologist who has no time for rules while pursuing their studies of prehistoric people, their culture, and their pet dinosaurs.
Wow, did you hear that Megan broke into a dig site, found some dino DNA, and cloned some dinosaurs with lasers in their mouths?! What an anarchaeologist!
anarchaeologist by 754_Lemmings October 9, 2013

Gnarchaeologist 

Indiana Jones is a gnarchaeologist.
Gnarchaeologist by one 'f' Jeph January 15, 2012

narchaeologist 

A person who digs into your past to find information to negatively affect you today. This person could also be called a snitch, a narc, or tattletail
Karen is such a narchaeologist. She told my girlfriend about a Facebook post from 5 years ago.
narchaeologist by TheRealSkizzle August 19, 2019

Twitter Archaeologist 

A person who spends days looking through high-profile twitter accounts in an effort to unearth unsavory texts for the purpose of character assassination
The director of the upcoming film was fired after a daring twitter archaeologist uncovered lyrics posted from an NWA song 8 years ago.

archaeologist 

Someone who gets paid to dig through dead people's garbage.
Archaeologists love excavating trash middens and looking at layers of dirt.
archaeologist by Matt Vaccaro December 17, 2006

archaeologist 

A person who studies the past from the material culture left behind by humans.
A popular misconception is that they study fossils or dinosaurs (this is Paleantology)but this is not true. Many male archaeologists have beards, and they are considered as "weird" from most of the population.
" That samien dish seems to be from the 4th Century AD not the 3rd. You can tell by the potters stamp, and look at layer it is in."
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"Archaeology can you dig it"
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"Archaeology, it's dirty and we like it"
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"Archeology a career in ruins"
archaeologist by hehe January 17, 2005
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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