ANARCHAEOLOGIST - an·ar·chae·ol·o·gist /n/
an anthropologist who has no time for rules while pursuing their studies of prehistoric people, their culture, and their pet dinosaurs.
Wow, did you hear that Megan broke into a dig site, found some dinoDNA, and cloned some dinosaurs with lasers in their mouths?! What an anarchaeologist!
A person who spends days looking through high-profile twitter accounts in an effort to unearth unsavory texts for the purpose of character assassination
The director of the upcoming film was fired after a daring twitter archaeologist uncovered lyrics posted from an NWA song 8 years ago.
A person who studies the past from the material culture left behind by humans.
A popular misconception is that they study fossils or dinosaurs (this is Paleantology)but this is not true. Many male archaeologists have beards, and they are considered as "weird" from most of the population.
" That samien dish seems to be from the 4th Century AD not the 3rd. You can tell by the potters stamp, and look at layer it is in."
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"Archaeology can you dig it"
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"Archaeology, it's dirty and we like it"
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"Archeology a career in ruins"