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anarchaeologist 

ANARCHAEOLOGIST - an·ar·chae·ol·o·gist /n/
an anthropologist who has no time for rules while pursuing their studies of prehistoric people, their culture, and their pet dinosaurs.
Wow, did you hear that Megan broke into a dig site, found some dino DNA, and cloned some dinosaurs with lasers in their mouths?! What an anarchaeologist!
anarchaeologist by 754_Lemmings October 9, 2013

Gnarchaeologist 

Indiana Jones is a gnarchaeologist.
Gnarchaeologist by one 'f' Jeph January 15, 2012

narchaeologist 

A person who digs into your past to find information to negatively affect you today. This person could also be called a snitch, a narc, or tattletail
Karen is such a narchaeologist. She told my girlfriend about a Facebook post from 5 years ago.
narchaeologist by TheRealSkizzle August 19, 2019

Twitter Archaeologist 

A person who spends days looking through high-profile twitter accounts in an effort to unearth unsavory texts for the purpose of character assassination
The director of the upcoming film was fired after a daring twitter archaeologist uncovered lyrics posted from an NWA song 8 years ago.

archaeologist 

Someone who gets paid to dig through dead people's garbage.
Archaeologists love excavating trash middens and looking at layers of dirt.
archaeologist by Matt Vaccaro December 17, 2006

archaeologist 

A person who studies the past from the material culture left behind by humans.
A popular misconception is that they study fossils or dinosaurs (this is Paleantology)but this is not true. Many male archaeologists have beards, and they are considered as "weird" from most of the population.
" That samien dish seems to be from the 4th Century AD not the 3rd. You can tell by the potters stamp, and look at layer it is in."
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"Archaeology can you dig it"
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"Archaeology, it's dirty and we like it"
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"Archeology a career in ruins"
archaeologist by hehe January 17, 2005