Definitions by the_inexistent_pilgrim

Naderate

To inflict equal damage on yourself while attempting to harm an adversary. Much like presidential candidate Ralph Nader did to himself and Al Gore in the 2000 election.

“My grenade just naderated me."

Naderate by the_inexistent_pilgrim November 22, 2005

guaran-fucken-tee 

A word used to express complete assurance. Often used in arguments and in dangerous situations.

I guaran-fucken-tee you that if the red button is depressed we are all screwed.

guaran-fucken-tee by the_inexistent_pilgrim November 18, 2005