NASCAR is a man beyond his time, blessing us with his musical talent, connecting with us through raw emotion. Never failing this failing generation. The new age Sid Vicious.
"that kid has NASCAR aloe hair!"
"...they're called liberty spikes, bro"
The sport of Roller Derby which is mostly populated by lesbians of the brawny form roller skate in an oval only turning left. The exact rules are unknown but an audience is typically achieved by serving beer at the event.
"Hey guys its dollar beer night at lesbian nascar, lets go!!"
(n) Any beer you see nascar fans drinking, usually really low in alchol and has lite or light in the title. Examples include Bud light, Coors light(pronounced - Kurs Lye), Natural Lite(pronounced - Natty Lye). Most the time their belly button and or ass crack is showing.
Hey Billy Bob make yourself useful and grab daddy one of them there nascar waters