napalms 

Cigarettes, usualy bad tasting and highly flameble.

She lit up some napalms to keep the cold away.

napalms by Fawkes December 1, 2004

the napalms

Also called the "burning squirts", though it's any crap that causes an intense burning, liquid or no.

If you hear screams of pain coming from the bathroom, someone probably has a bad case of the napalms.

the napalms by Uller June 28, 2005

Napalm Jelly-Dick 

When a man dips his penis into unlit napalm and proceeds to stick it into a woman's vagina or rectum, or a man's rectum, pulls out his penis, and then lights the given orifice on fire, effectively incinerating the receiving party from the inside out.

Next time I see my ex I swear to God I'll get the boys and we'll napalm jelly-dick that bitch!

Napalm Jelly-Dick by P2CO22 December 8, 2019

Napalm Shits 

An incredibly volatile shit, leaving you chafed and burning.

Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.

Dude, I had the worst fucking napalm shits after we ate those burgers

Napalm Shits by TransFerret January 18, 2019

Nigger Napalm

Nigger Napalm can be directly defined as any "Hot grits". To provide context I offer the following: Occasionally, an angry person, usually one of African decent, will throw some scalding hot grits onto another person. As you can imagine, this is worse than simply boiling water, because the grits stick to the victim and keep burning, just like napalm, hence the term. If one lives in the south where grits are regularly eaten, this is a more common phenomenon.

Man did you see that poor spook, white blotches and scars all over his skin and such. Someone must have nigger napalmed him!!!

Nigger Napalm by spark-o-matic November 20, 2013

Pop Tart Napalm 

When you eagerly bite into a Pop Tart just out of the toaster that hasn't cooled sufficiently and the delicious fruit filling burns the shit out of your lips and mouth and sticks to the tender oral tissues like hot glue.

Owwwww! Fuck! I just got blisters in my mouth from that devilish Pop Tart Napalm!!

Pop Tart Napalm by wolfbait51 September 25, 2011

Nevel Napalm 

To ejaculate while spinning your nevel like it’s an attack helicopter.

I performed the nevel napalm move on this bint.

Nevel Napalm by Poo wee wee poo April 30, 2021