pump a couple of squirts of hand sanitizer into your hand, light it with a lighter and then slap someone with your hand that is on fire with hand sanitizer gel.
I pump a couple of squirts of hand sanitizer in my hand and then I napalmed my brother.
If you have ever had the privilege to undress a redhead and be overwhelmed by her perfect milk white skin, her skyline of freckles, her fiery red hair and character, and her sexual scent. from that moment you lose interest for all other types of women and you will start feeling an irresistible attraction to natural redheads everywhere as if you really lost your soul to her.
Man, I have been beauty-napalmed by that hot redhead last night.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).