pump a couple of squirts of hand sanitizer into your hand, light it with a lighter and then slap someone with your hand that is on fire with hand sanitizer gel.
I pump a couple of squirts of hand sanitizer in my hand and then I napalmed my brother.
If you have ever had the privilege to undress a redhead and be overwhelmed by her perfect milk white skin, her skyline of freckles, her fiery red hair and character, and her sexual scent. from that moment you lose interest for all other types of women and you will start feeling an irresistible attraction to natural redheads everywhere as if you really lost your soul to her.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)