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Definitions by TransFerret

Napalm Shits 

An incredibly volatile shit, leaving you chafed and burning.

Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.
Dude, I had the worst fucking napalm shits after we ate those burgers
Napalm Shits by TransFerret January 18, 2019